Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
Accuracy.
Not looking forward to THIS tomorrow.
omg I AM!! awkwardddddddddd!!!! plus booze!! equals .. funny memories!! three years ago, my best friend channa saw someone from high school and the chick looked at me &said to channa: “robbing the cradle!!! i always figured..” lololololollll
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instant reblog because huge want
Lady GaGa is officially my favourite person ever! I lovelovelove the GaGa!
GaGa: My fans are my family now and really all I care about is what they think.
Leno: How did the Nuns react, did they like your music?
GaGa: Well my music was very different in High School. I was singing about love, you know, things I don’t care about anymore.Leno: Now what do you wear when you perform for the Queen?
GaGa: Latex and fishnets. Well I mean she called me for a reason right? If I showed up with my tea cup and big hat on she might be disappointed.
Leno: What is the worst rumour you’ve heard about yourself?
GaGa: That i’m from Yonkers.